Wednesday, May 14, 2008

that random ish...

* my mind is so cluttered today. i know right? it's only 10:15 in the morning. you can tell how my day is going to be. lol.

* i've had like the same seven songs in my head for the last week or so, so if i have a lot of music links, that is why.

* this belly ring is kinda cool. sexy time baby! lol. but it's oozing some kind of liquid that is turning to crust that i have to wipe off every couple of hours. now THAT is unsexy. apparently that means it's healing though. still, gross.

* my little brother's girlfriend got her's done the other day. she cried. ha! i don't feel like such a punk anymore.

* i got my stimulus check like waaay earlier than everyone else. ha! i didn't stimulate anything though. just put it in the savings. *planning my getaway slowly* lol.

* having no car sucks. i mean really sucks. like sucks fat sweaty arsecrack. seriously.

* if you loaned your friend some super sexy stilettos and she had sex in them, would you be mad?

* 'touch my body' by mariah carey is my JAM. but um, how hilarious is it that she has to warn this person not to put her on youtube? are you seriously effing with someone that would put your tape on youtube? wow. lol.

* and i can't believe she married nick cannon. like, married. and got tats. like, big tats. with each other's name. on one hand it sounds so crazy. on the other it is soooo romantic. to be swept up in romance and love is one of the greatest feelings. high fives to nick for snagging him a sugar mama. ha!

* so i don't know if i told this, but i'm going to the kanye concert!!! whooooo hoooo! can't wait can't wait can't wait. i mean, he IS single now. the plan is to get backstage and seduce him with my flyyness so that he immediately drops to his knees and says "Muze, PLEASE marry me...now!" ha! i'd so do it. ...if i was also single. lol. (heyyy bf. you know i'm just playing...right? lol)

* volleyball season is starting soon. can't wait. i miss my girls. this will be my fourth year and all my best girls are now seniors looking forward to college. it will be a bittersweet year for sure. but we WILL kick some major arse this year. yay coach Muze! lol.


* it's weird that a few of my girls ^^ are on facebook and are my friends. same with myspace. i can't really say things that i may be feeling cause they will see. have to be an example. couldn't turn down their friend requests, you know? lol. lets me monitor them and fuss them out when i see them talking innappropriately though. they know i'm watching now. so they change that f*ck to an 'eff'. lol. it's hilarious. betta had.

* i kinda miss my sister being on the team. ahh well. good times.

* my new nickname to a few of my friends is 'rock star'. i think it's cute. kinda. i have waaay to many nicknames now though. ha. speaking of rock star, the song by the very same name by nickelback is like one of my favorites ever. 'heyyy heeyyy i wanna be a rock star!' lol.

i wanna be great like elvis, without the tassles
hire eight bodyguards that love to beat up assholes

sign a couple autographs so i can eat my meals for free...


* i miss the 'i'm your baby tonight' whitney. i've been jamming to that for the last week or so.

*go pistons!!!! whoooo hoooo! we soooo rock. i didn't even realize this is the sixth year in a row that we will be in the eastern conference finals. work it out. bf is beyond ecstatic. lol.

* 'okay' by nivea always reminds me of my friends. we used to listen to it before hitting the club. getting our snooty girl head bob on. (you'd have to see it.) 'feelin good, feeling great. i look good... don't hate.' the first guy that raps from the youngbloodz has such a cute southern accent. i like southern accents. so cute. i have a friend that is sooo country. and he's from florida so i don't understand how his voice is THAT country. lol. always saying "yeah i looked at your blo-ug today.." hilarious. blo-ug? like blouse with a g. it's blog homie. like clog. lol.

* why is 'sexy, can i?' every dude's new pick up line? sooo annoying. um, NO you can't.

*i'm so sad that i had to give four pairs of brand new shoes away. apparently my foot has grown since last year and so when i bought four new pairs of shoes from 6pm.com (my new obsession) they ALL were too small. dangit. i gave them to the little sisters, mom, and my brother's gf though. so that was my good for the week. little sister #1 wore hers to a dance at michigan state. looked absolutely FABULOUS. i taught her well. lol.


well that's it. hope all is fab and flyy.

peaces.

26 comments:

Sexxy Luv said...

Volleyball coach huh...I would love for dmy daughter to play volleyball, tennis or soccer, those are the sports I would love to get her into, gives her a chance to stand out a be different.

Love your random thoughts they were really random!

don't worry about having to give the shoes away just means you can buy more! lol

12kyle said...

you going to the kanye concert? Reeeeallly? LOL

the pistons look good but i dunno if they can beat Boston.

Miss Mika said...

I can totally appreciate a post as random as this. Loves it!

She's going to see Kanye!!
*doing the cabbage patch in celebration*

In total agreement with sexxy luv. Although you had to give away new pairs, it just means you have the space to fill with new ones.

I am SOOOOOO jealous you've gotten your stimulus check!!! I was supposed to get mine on the 9th and like a crackhead, I've been checking my account everyday hoping to be pleasantly surprised. But am I surprised? No!!

*whew* sorry, didn't mean to vent there.

I know how important having your own transportation is. It is lovely having the freedom to go and do when and where you please. Hopefully transportation will be headed your way soon.

While Detroit is doing well, I am totally rooting for New Orleans. I guess I have a thing for underdogs.

karrie b. said...

i couldnt be mad @ someone for something i'd totally do, so no. fuck in my stilletos but bring em back stain free homegirl.

i dont get my check til friday, but i will be getting my new weave so i can get my keyonce on for cancun next week...

-KB

Bronze Trinity said...

Wow, thats a lot of stuff going on! I like your slideshow, you really know how to pose and work it :) I want to get my navel pierced too and I'm not looking forward to any oozing LOL.
It wouldn't bother me if she had sex in my shoes, as long as her man wasn't a freak who did something nasty with the shoes.
Mariah and Nick have tattoos??? what are they thinking? I don't believe its real.
I hate sexy can I. Its so rude and vulgar and uses the n-word in about every sentence. On tv most of it is censored where I live.
Nice blog :)

the.spot said...

Young lady, don't allow that brilliant mind of your to become cluttered. From the little I have read these past couple blog post, I can tell how that is soooooo not you.

I know what you mean about the song in the head deal. I whistle a certain song myself. My wife loves the song. Everyday she tells me that she would like to enjoy a romantic vacation somewhere far away.

to be swept up in romance and love is one of the greatest feelings. Sounds like the wife and I. And volleyball has become such a happening sport for young girls. The world needs more sports activities which involves young women.

the.spot said...

I apologize. I can't leave without comments about Whitney. I applaud her for leaving Bobby. Now she can get back to being Whitney again. Alive and free. Love that song, as well.

I have a close friend who lives out in California. She has this nice little valley girl accent. I wish I could bottle it up, and sell it.

dessex said...

I'm going to the GLow in the dark tour as well...I can't wait I heard it was dope to

Muze said...

@sexxy luv: hey girl! and yes, you should definitely get your daughter involved in sports. they are good for their bodies AND self-esteem.

@12kyle: boston can't handle the pistons. no way. it will be a good series though.

@miss mika: girl, i work at the bank. people come in and call EVERYDAY asking us to check and see if their stimulus check is in there. lol. you are not the only one, trust me. lol.

*doing the cabbage patch with you*

@karrie b: oh i forgot you're going to cancun! sooo jealous. i'm planning a trip to cabo. believe that. funny thing is, that's where my stilettos are now. cancun. ha! only a good friend is allowed to sex someone in my shoes. and i'm with you... no stains homie. lol.

@bronze trinity: thanks lady. and welcome! i think it's real. i hope it's for real for their sake. lol. and yes she has 'mrs. cannon' on her back and he got 'mariah' on his. wow.

@the.spot: thanks for stopping by.i am trying to stay uncluttered. lol. such is life sometimes.

lol @ bottling up an accent. ha.

The Pew View said...

Hey Baby,

I personally thanks Mariah is smart for getting her a suga son (opposite of suga daddy) now rather than later. I haves me one named Tyron and it's hard to whoo this younger mens the older you get. Some of them just don't understands that womens are like wine and get better with time. The good thang is that the good Lawd blessed me with breastes that no man can resist. Take care now.

Baby, check out me and Mabels blog we've got big plans for our stimulus checks.


Signed
Ruthie Ann

Canon Obama said...

Firstly... PISTONS BABY!!!!!!!

belly rings are fairly hawt... having no car isn't hawt, but at least the temp. isn't getting any hotter when it's not supposed to thanks to ME!... Mariah is such a cougar. where did that phrase come from?

Anonymous said...

I have multiple belly rings and oozing is not a good thing. Signs of an infection from the metal. It should just heal like any scar or cut. Make sure you are not allergic to the metal. It happens often.

1/3 of what I used to be said...

so jealous that u get to see Kanye!! Man I cant believe i missed them coming here..smh lol

You're a volleyball coach? Thats so cool lol. I used to love playing volleyball but was to much of a chicken to try for the team lol

LMAO @ guys using sexy can I as a pick up line. Yea I think I would walk away if someone said that to me lol

dejanae said...

always dig the randomness
good look on the volleyball coachin thing
(i was horrible at volleyball in junior high by the way)

FullComplexity said...

My mouth DROPPED when I read about your friend and the stilettos. Hm... mad? nope. Appalled? Yes!!!!!!! Just please bring them back stain free.

I'm still looking for my stimulus check...... Maybe I'll be like you and save it... naaaahhhh!!!!! lol....

I've had random songs stuck in my head too! This morning "The Price is Right" theme song was playing in my head on REPEAT as I was getting ready for work. I'm so weird...

Muze said...

@the pew view: ha! a suga son. loves it. lol@ breasts no man can resist. i see you ruthie ann! lol.

and yes, your stimulus check plans are most 'interesting'. lol

@canon: yes pistons!!! whooo!!

why is the weather not hot cause of you? you're too cool? lol. and i don't know where cougar came from. gonna have to research that one.

@anonymous: thanks for the warning. the first day i saw it happening i called the place where i got it done and she said that that was a normal thing. then i looked at the lengthy instructions she gave me and it also said a clear liquid would ooze and crust on it. but just for good measure i called a doctor. he said the same. he said if it becomes red or irritated or painful, to call him back.

@1/3: hey girl. whew i can't wait to see kanye. shame on you for missing it lol. and yes, i'm a coach. i love it.you should have tried out.

and yes, dudes are so WACK for using that line. umm that ish only works in a song. lol.

@dejanae: i started playing in junior high too. discovered i was pretty good at it. played all the way til my second year in college. loved it.

@fullcomplexity: yes, i was kinda like WOW. but it's cool. i still love her. lol.

lol @ the price is right theme song. huh? lol.

Jewells said...

So, they told me I didn't qualify for the stimulus refund...WTF is that about?!?! They are taking 30% out of my disability check for taxes and you're not going to give me nothing back?? I'm done!

That sucks to have to give away 4 new pairs of shoes. Really sucks!

Shai said...

PISTONS ALL THE WAY!LOL.

I got my stimulus check deposited early too. Ha! Except my kid's prom will be sucking off it. LOL.

La said...

Lmfao @ the belly ring. I just got an industrial in my ear and it's doing the same thing. At least you can cover up your stomach.

I don't think I'd be mad if she had sex in them. It's not like a dress or something that can be easily...um... "tainted" lol

Am I the only person who finds no parts of romance in Mariah Carey and her baby sitting charge? Surely it's one of the dumbest things I've heard all year.

Jadore.Tokeyo said...

mariah and nick are suppose to be planning for a lil mimi. she already planning out the butterfly themed nursery. hope its a little girl!

Nickelback's 'Rockstar' is.my.joint...when it comes on...i turn it ALLL the way up and rock out...while driving...not caring who hears, or sees me!!!

She W0rd Hustlez said...

I always dig people's random posts. It shows exactly how human we all are and it is quite interesting. I can't comment on it all, but I'm glad somebody saved their stimulus check, loll. I got mine the first week in May and it's gone! To a good cause though.

Kay C, The Quiet Storm said...

Not mad about M and Nick getting hitched...but he could have at least given her an original ring.

That's just triflin' to give her a ring he already gave to SOMEONE ELSE!!!!

*Shaking my head in disgust at him... and her for taking it!!*** WTF?!?!

i.can't.complain. said...

baby-sis is lovely.

is she the same one from the volleyball pic?

ure pierced now !!

yeah, the crusties are a good thing.

and and kanye. im happy ure gonna be able to go to the show.

no car does suck. but u know what sucks just as much....

having a car and fueling up w/ 3.80 gas.

yeah.

ure a great woman for giving up shoes.

i know how much u love a good shoe :)

-1-

Muze said...

@jewells: man that sucks! you make too much i guess. poor thing. lol.

@shai: yep, all the parents at the bank are complaining about prom expenses. lol. glad those days are over. whew.

@la: aww you think it's dumb? i think their quite cute. and i hear they had no prenup too. crazy.

@jadore: wow. maybe she's already preggo? and yes, rockstar is my JAM. i do the same exact thing. lol.

@she word hustlez: lol. yeah i'm trying to save it. but i have to go shopping this weekend, so i don't know. lol.

@kay c: uh uh. he gave her selita's ring???? no way! oh, that is so NOT the hottness. ugh.

@-1-: yes, she's the same one in the volleyball pic. thanks. yes! i'm pierced! hurt like hayle.. but it is complete. yay. sis made me do it though. details in post below. lol.

3:80 is INSANE, isn't it? yikes.

i just bought like three more pairs the other day though, so ahh well. lol.

MsPuddin said...

that last pic is hot! i think i have those shoes...hmmm

you better rock that belly button ring w your tiny self!

what songs? because if i hear bleeding love one more time ima have bleeding ears. its everwhere!

oh. not having a car sucks, but think of all the gas money you re saving you can spend on shoes...

Afrodite said...

I love your random posts.

Having no car does suck! Mine is in the shop and I hate having to rely on someone to take me somewhere.

I'm pretending this Nick Cannon and Mariah thing isn't happening.